Bad Candy: Happy Plums!

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The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site – Happy Plums!

“..Again, I wish I could describe the absolute pain. All I can say is that everything else pales in comparison. I am condemned to live out the rest of my days, an empty shell of a man, all meaning to my existence ripped from my being, left to lay amongst the bits of Happy Plum at the bottom of the garbage disposal, lost… forever.”