Bad Candy: Fruit Salted Plum Suckers!

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“…Ben reached it first. His eyes watered and began rolling around in his head. His head attempted to withdraw into his neck like a turtle. Jeff immediately followed suit, and a mad rush for the kitchen sink ensued. I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable, as I still had a small buffer zone between the plum and myself, and the anticipation was killing me. I started sweating visibly, and with each gasp and wretch emanating from the kitchen, my determination to fully experience this candy diminished. Statements like “Dude, I can’t get the brine taste off of my tongue” and “It burns, it burns!” weren’t helping any.”