too dam funny for words – ha!
I have more to say today and tomorrow about a number of things, but let me
take a moment hear to tell you that "Old Man Murray" is one of the
funniest things on the net. Ever. A sample is in order:
Preparing for the Government’s visit took some intense plotting. Erik’s plan was that we’d each wear beige pants, each drink a gallon of water beforehand, then, as the agents walked in the door, simultaneously empty our bladders right into our tan slacks. He thought the expanding wet spot was a widely recognized symbol of fear and respect. "Let’s make that Plan B," Chet said. His idea was that we would simply bribe them with sex. "This plan hinges on precision timing," he told us, "and that all the agents they send are corrupt. And gay." "I’m not having sex with them," Seanbaby said. "And they’re attracted to Erik," Chet was forced to add, Erik took them off. Chet walked around him in a circle, rubbing his chin. "Well, that "This is insane." Sean told him, "Everyone knows the key "Plan B it is then," Erik said, "Let’s practice! Everyone |
Anyway, read it. Now. You’ll be that much closer to me.