“…If your lady friend is already not happy about the fact that she has to go to her shitty job while you get to stay home and play Heroes of Might and Magic, don’t point this fact out to her when she asks you what you’re going to do today. Women have a way of sarcastically calling you “Hero of Might and Magic” that not only strips the words of all their mighty magical heroism but actually makes the phrase surprisingly emasculating…”
