The Seanbaby Probe – Woman Eats Prom Sues Mildly Retarded Immigrant
“What goes through their heads? “Someone’s making fat jokes!! Looks like this slice of party ham is gonna get laid tonight! Oh, all this talk about food is making me hungry. Your mind tricks won’t work on me, Jedi. Waa haaa haaaa.” According to the NAAFA message board (in the rare non-cheeseburger related forums), this is pretty close. Here’s one of many such messages:”