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“The other day, Chet and I were busy directing our undivided attention to feeling sorry for ourselves because the Internet had exploded and burned up all our Internet money. I tried to cheer him up with some inspirational catchphrases I’d learned the night before while I was reading the book on videotape, Remember The Titans. “We may be broke, but you taught this city how to trust the soul of a man, not the look of him,” I told him. Chet didn’t seem cheered up, so I grabbed both of his hands in my own and continued: “We’re gonna get old, we’re gonna get fat, and someday there ain’t gonna be this black and white between us.”