E2 is this totally astonishing place, you really need to go check it out. In
any case, here are a few of the nodes over there and a small excerpt from the
write-ups you will find for each one. Go ahead! Read them all…
trust me, I have a Pineapple.
Britney Spears rocks your socks right [email protected] :
"It seems that whenever there is a
whiteboard in the near
vicinity, I am compelled to grab a
dry-erase
marker, and write this
exact
phrase. (Preferably
in
blue.
I don’t know why, so
don’t ask.)…"
Trust me, I have a [email protected]:
"attended a few years of my
high school at
Berlin American High School. A truly
unique
experience, time spent there created some of the best
memories I have. A memory like this right here……."
The good crew will know what its captain would [email protected]:
"This is what a friend of mine told me once. He’d heard it from an old
Chinese man in a
dream he had. For weeks he puzzled over that
declaration. I’ve been kicking it around for three years, sometimes
certain of its meaning and sometimes
baffled by its
simplicity."
What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old
"…didn’t find all this out until after it had passed – their
conviction was based on my skill as a
Call of Cthulhu
GM and a scary dream Murphy had – but they would say and do all sorts of
strange things around me to try and "draw me out", and one time Chris
lunged at me with a fireplace poker."
Junk food [email protected]:
"It comes it the form of a
glutanous sauce with three crucial properties…"
perfect [email protected]:
"Perfect breasts for me, are the ones that I have my hands on, knowing
that I won’t be receiving a
restraining order, nor a
sexual harassment suit."
Famous names which are also [email protected]:
"Please understand that the whole name needs to be a sentence. This
means that, unless I’m being dense,
James Bond does not qualify. Unless you count commands — "James, bond."
in which case you’re opening up a huge can of worms."
blow [email protected]:
"Another Tip that might help some people is the use of crushed or
pea-shaped
ice. The
mouth and penis will usually
stabilize temperatures and some sensation may be lost; especially if all
of the above tips are not employed. 🙂 A bit of ice will add texture and
change the temperature of the mouth. enjoy!"
make me look [email protected]:
"Also known as "The
Trap" which
women have for ages used to have an
excuse to yell at
men regardless of what the man says to her. There is not a proper response
to this.
Just accept it."
I once helped Jason Priestley’s girlfriend find his [email protected]:
"Which is why two of my most
prized possessions are addressed, "Hey, betcha never thought you’d help
someone locate a
movie star’s dick, didja? Love, Christine" and "Thanks for showing my
girlfriend just how
deformed I am. XXXX, Jason"
Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an
"’I’d be lying if I told you that I didn’t enjoy every waking moment of
figuratively presenting my ass for that bitch to kiss. As an incentive,
Screeches like Monkey had also been silenced. She crouched there, frightened
and cold, at her master’s feet. Terror had hijacked her eyes, and willy nilly
she threw a confused glare at the situation unfolding."
the sad thing is, if you get her you’ll be sick of her in a [email protected]:
"…and over time, you’ll start to resent those things, even though she
was like that all along. It’s just that you don’t notice it right away. After
a while, you’ll get so used to how she looks, and being hot won’t be enough
for you anymore." He finished up with the price gun and stood up to walk away.
"I’ve seen it before man," he told me, putting his hand on my shoulder
comfortingly. "A year. Then you’re sick of her."
What Would Cthulhu [email protected]:
"While sitting in the park in the early evening, feeding the
pigeons and laughing at all those adorable, funny little
ducks, a
scantily-clad young miss wanders over and casually drapes her arm over
your
crotch.
Gosh!"