If I had a million $$$โ€™s

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A few days ago a friend of mine sent me a link to a [[wp:escort service]] that I found pretty amusing. Being who I am, I then proceeded to follow some of the links around and look at the other escort sites on the web. I do this occasionally anyway as I find the world of high class escorts to be one of almost mythical appeal. Besides, the prices aren’t bad – they seem to run around $1,500 an hour.

Some of the things that always strike me as I do this are:

  • Many of the top escorts seem to be hard working, and travel a lot
  • Many of the top escorts almost certainly need dedicated “agents”
  • Most of the websites supposedly catering to the “elite” suck. The design sucks, the layout sucks and the images suck
  • Most of them are hosted on the slowest servers alive
  • I could build a much better site, and I keep wondering if there’s any $$$in it
  • Not all the top escorts are very pretty

The sites listed below are worth special note – anyone know of more like them? [[let me know]]!

  • NY Cover Girls is one of the exceptions – the site looks nice ๐Ÿ™‚
  • USA-Elite looks pretty good too. The selection looks decent.
  • Escort Finder looks good, and they have some cool ideas.

A fairly recent phenomena is how easy it is to get in touch with and have a ‘date’ with a porn star. This is a trend I heartily approve of. It would seem to be a great way to select someone for this – get a few of her movies, see if you like how she handles sex when she is on the clock and go for it.

Singled out for special attention is “Viking’s“; an all inclusive resort that looks like a fantastic idea. If this place is what it looks like then here is the first peek I have had that confirms there is a world out there as I expected. You always knew those folks with real money could do the things most people claim are just fantasies? Here ya go. Besides, their website looks great. Now, clearly Viking’s isn’t the only place like it… it might not even be the best but it’s the only one I have seen at the moment… anyone out there know of any similar facilities?

Also amusingly, one can find a number of sites that review escorts.

Obviously, during my surfing I came across some girls I am sure I’d like, so here is a sample (in no order):

Ah well.. you get the idea… know of anyone else I might find worth $1,500 a night? It’s a fun game, like fantasy football ๐Ÿ™‚