Recently a friend of mine sent me a note about the internet freelance ads at the “Craig’s List” website. I went and checked a few out and it all looks like it will be useful. Then I went and looked at some of the other things they have there. By the way, the “best of” section is hilarious and oddly touching. As an added bonus, people have started using CL (Craig’s List) as a sort of open letters forum.
Here is a selection of ads that were amusing:
- I have been kissed between the ears with human error-CL sucks the root – A sad story – culimating in this… – “I’m cute,I have big tits,I’m funny and well-read,I’m a good writer,a good friend,i give great fucking head,I’m loyal and real,I have a pierced clit for fuck’s sake! I’m quite sure I can get other dudes…”
- To the cabbie who stole my toaster – just go read it.
- 4 girls seek 2 guys or more. Party and then… – very amusing. It sure wouldn’t work for me but they are honest! “Any other questions, email me. I have some pics, but will send if you do. Pretty harrassing, I know. But, oh well. We have the pussy, you don’t so deal with it.”
- To the gorgeous blond in the third row from the back – “To the tall, blond hottie in the red and black dress at my wedding on Saturday… was it me or were you scoping me out?”
- Beautiful, young girl who wants a Sugar Daddy! – pretty straightforward, and she promises you won’t be disappointed. Why do I doubt that?
- Seeking a submissive gentleman with deep pockets…. – once more, honesty is apparently not a problem in Craig’s domain 🙂
- Spike meets Buffy – “only those with souls will be considered.” – too funny 🙂
- SUB….for DOM…i want be your owned slut – kink? In New York? Really? That can’t be!
- Gorgeous and Intelligent Model and Broker….So What’s the problem – “I also am very well educated, scarily intelligent,dynamic,motivated,super well groomed, balanced,have a wicked sense of humor,love opera, and the ballet,love fine literature, and amazing dancer,and very comfortable in my own skin.” sheesh okay then. Color me intimidated 🙂
- Do you want to take out 2 attractive girls to see Nine this weekend – they only want me for my tickets.
- Only searching for Very good looking men. Model types… – honesty strikes again… “This sounds superficial, but ionlhywant extremely good looking men. you knw the ones…the ones on fitness magazine covers, the ones that look like soap stars.. I want u to have the face, the body and everything else. I am extremely beautiful and in extremely great shape…the whole nine yards and only want the same.
- Mom stop it ! I am not moving home ! – “…If you don’t stop pestering me, I’ll shave my head and show up drunk for passover dinner.”