Seanbaby is not quite god, but he rocks. We have mentioned him before but it is always worth more. Feel free to hit search and find out past discussions as well. Anyway, I have found an all new section, the Seanbaby Probe.
“Everyone knows that the best job you can get in America right now, besides unemployment, is being a dumbass. Getting drunk and driving your car into a lake can make you a millionaire. First you sue the bar for getting you drunk, then you sue the car manufacturer for not making cars that turn into boats, and while you’re sinking to the bottom, I’m pretty sure Red Lobster is financially responsible if any fish make scary faces at you.
Lawsuits are what we invented as a society to make sure our idiots had money. Non-idiots generally don’t object, because they know that if they ever can’t find work, they can always make a good living getting hit by buses and eating contaminated cheeseburgers. But there’s been a lawsuit revolution going on in the past couple months. People have stopped suing for their own failed suicide attempts, and are starting to file lawsuits based on something more lovable: insanity.” – Seanbaby on lawsuits
Go for it. We all need a chuckle today.