Short skirt attack!

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Not like
this…

Ok, so if your an anime fan when I say “schoolgirl gang attack!” you get
kinda stiff in your nethers. Thoughts of short skirts, high kicks and lots of
begging, pain and blood run through your mind. It’s all good.

But in the Real World(tm) we have a different problem. The current climate
that is making almost any level of violence allowable if you yell “sex offense”
and specifically has decided that those pesky things like laws aren’t a problem
has brought us to this – roving bands of schoolgirls chasing down and
attacking
a man who allegedly exposed himself to them. Note, this wasn’t
self defense or self protection.

That being said? It’s probably the hottest thing that’s happened to him all
year.