It recently came to my attention that my t-shirt skills were perhaps misdirected. That I should, in fact, be basing a line of t-shirts on myself and with slogans that specifically apply to me or those I am involved with. Check under the [more]…
Potential slogans for me:
- I am the reason to take ‘happy pills’
- Yes honey, lots of diamonds
- I am a hard man to love
- Yes, I am out of my f_ing mind
- I think with the small head
- The voice in my head says you should be crying by now
- I have all the good candy
- That’s “Daddy Bastard” to you!
- The phrase is “cock-biting fucktard”
- I’ve been lost here before
- The Smiths?
- Ummm….. sometime in December
Potential slogans for my girls:
- Do it to her!
- Obedience sucks ass
- Are you done talking? Cause I need a pill
- I said I’d do ?!?WHAT!?!
- World, yeah
- Minion #_____ (number to be written by hand in permanent marker)