This comment was posted in a /. article, it was so funny I had to share it here:
Re:It already IS implemented. (Score:5, Funny)
by Jodka (520060) on Monday March 15, @21:55 (#8575074)That way you’ll be able to make better use of fat pipes when you can finally get them.”
According to an email I received today they are already available and no prescription is required.