CSS and morons…

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Let’s take a moment to discuss web design. Now, there are pretty much three variations of web design in my mind, with a special fourth sub-variation to each one.

  1. Designs that just plain suck frog balls. You know the ones I mean.  The kind of 1988 designs that make you want to rip your cornea out. Animated gif buttons, badly tiled backgrounds and hideous color sets.
  2. Good designs that are seriously slick. These are the ones that look like the future. These typically use fixed size displays and make a fair number of assumptions about the end users system. The reason? To maximize the impact of the site for the intended audience. This is a lot like making a movie that is intended to look good in [[wp:HDTV]] but may not look so good in [[wp:NTSC]].
  3. Good designs that are functional and ‘standards adept’. There are a growing number of these types. The are usually clean designs that are very minimalist. They typically use [[wp:CSS]] for the layout as well as the text formatting.
  4. Ignorant elitist assholes of #2 and #3. There are lots more of them who prefer #3 actually. These are the sort of idiots who think Microsoft ruined the internet and thing all websites should work on a 240×160 pixel browser that only has text modes. They assume anyone who uses a fixed width site is a moron and the concept of “design” as differentiated from “standards” is beyond them.

Anyway, I am not going to launch into a huge rant… I am just going to supply some links to help you if you want to try to do a #3 type site and give you some insight into the people from #4.