Brain: “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
(taken from Wikiquote)
(I do not think this list is definitive, [[let me know]])
- “I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?”
- “I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?”
- “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.”
- “Uh… yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?”
- “Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career … ooh, it’s all too much for me.”
- “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?”
- “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.”
- “Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?”
- “Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.”
- “Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.”
- “I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.”
- “I think so, Brain, but if they called them ‘Sad Meals’, kids wouldn’t buy them!”
- “I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking — I mean, what would the children look like?”
- “I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.”
- “Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.”
- “I think so, Brain, but there’s still a bug stuck in here from last time.”
- “Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.”
- “I think so, Brain, but I don’t think Kay Ballard’s in the union.”
- “Yes, I am!”
- “I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it’s mostly girls, isn’t it?”
- “I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.”
- “Well, I think so -POIT- but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?”
- “Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.”
- “Well, I think so, Brain, but it’s a miracle that this one grew back.”
- “Well, I think so, Brain, but first you’d have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn’t you?”
- “Well, I think so, Brain, but ‘apply North Pole’ to what?”
- “I think so, Brain, but ‘Snowball for Windows’?”
- “Well, I think so, Brain, but snort no, no, it’s too stupid!”
- “Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?”
- “Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?”
- “I think so, Brain, but isn’t that why they invented tube socks?”
- “Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?”
- “I think so Brain, but if you replace the ‘P’ with an ‘O’, my name would be Oinky, wouldn’t it?”
- “Oooh, I think so Brain, but I think I’d rather eat the Macarana.”
- “Well, I think so hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?”
- “I think so, Brain, but don’t you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?”
- “Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?”
- “I think so, Brain, but we’re already naked.”
- “We eat the box?”
- “Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?”
- “I think so, Brain NARF, but don’t camels spit a lot?”
- “I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda’s pants?”
- “I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?”
- “I think so, Brain, but why would Peter Bogdanovich?”
- “I think so, Brain, but isn’t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?”
- “I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we’ll never have any puppies.”
- “I think so, Larry, and um, Brain, but how can we get seven dwarves to shave their legs?”
- “I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?”
- “I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?”
- “I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won’t the lima beans feel left out?”
- “I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn’t it melt before summer?”
- “I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?”
- “I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?”
- “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn’t anything lose it’s flavor on the bedpost overnight?”
- “I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn’t be as hard to swallow.”
- “I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn’t the plural of spouse be spice?”
- “Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh, that’s unsanitary!”
- “Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? I do not know.”
- “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.”
- “Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?”
- “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?”
- “Oh Brain, I certainly hope so.”
- “I think so, Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn’t a complete sentence.”
- “I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?”
- “I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby.”
- “I think so, Brain, but I find scratching just makes it worse.”
- “I think so, Brain, but shouldn’t the bat boy be wearing a cape?”
- “I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?”
- “Um, I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?”
- “Methinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty?”
- “I think so, Brain, but wouldn’t his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?”
- “Wuh, I think so, Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Dutchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?”
- “I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?”
- “I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?”
- “I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.”
- “I think so, Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Eleanor Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?”
- “I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won’t wear the beach thong?”