There is a thing in the world known as "The
Perfect Country and Western Song", and in it there is this perl of wisdom…
"Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
and he told me it was the perfect country and western song
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect
country and western song because he hadn’t said anything about
Momma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin’ drunk."
The idea is that some things have cliché’s, and until you have hit all the
ingredients your missing out. In the BDSM world then, to be the "Perfect Lame
BDSM Website" you need…
- Stolen artwork, extra points for each Boris painting used
- Animated gif images. Preferably torches
- A really bad castle / drawbridge themed warning page
- BDSM themed poetry
- Lots of overblown language
- Bad fonts, in bad colors
- Mixed text sizes
- Bad background images, preferably tiled
- Hosted on a annoying and unreliable free website service, Geocities a
bonus
I found it. The perfectly bad BDSM website… I give you…
THE_DRAGONS_LAIR