Those…. those are Flaggs bandaged feet. I wound up going to see him at the hospital to check out his current locale and I must say it was awesome. His feet look, well, they look like two mallards jammed on the bottom of hairy baseball bats. Amazing.
He is in good spirits and expects to be out soon.
ed. note: the “bleeding foot wound” cam is a brand new feature here at core/dump! Vive la technolicion!