I have awesome friends…

Sometimes, I am reminded how cool my friends are. Here is a snippet of a conversation in IM where one relates to me her discussiosn with a novice submissive who was sniffing around “her guy”.

[2006:01:17:18:06] UnrepentantBitchSubbie: Dear Newbie: All you have to offer him is a wet cunt. And he already has one. Love, UBS.

[2006:01:17:18:06] UnrepentantBitchSubbie: Dear Newbie: Yes, your shoes are cute but you have cankles. Move on. Love, UBS.

[2006:01:17:18:06] UnrepentantBitchSubbie: Dear Newbie: I’m glad you have a crush on him. But he likes me. So ha ha. Love, UBS.

[2006:01:17:18:07] UnrepentantBitchSubbie: Dear Newbie: I like how you thought that him whipping you in public meant that he was trying to welcome you to our core group. What it really meant is that he was bored and wanted to warm up his arm. Better luck next time. Love, UBS.

update…

[2006:01:17:18:52] UnrepentantBitchSubbie: Dear Ken:  While I appreciate your sense of humor, I have to admit I despise that you called me a subbie.  Now, I will have to pray to the SM gods that you are killed in a very painful way.  Love, UBS.