Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who canโt even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Itโs one of those โevolutionary thingsโ that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with โA man once told meโฆโ
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How do you fix a womanโs watch?
You donโt. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women canโt shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. Heโll shut up once you let him in.
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Whatโs worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who wonโt do what sheโs told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didnโt know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a womanโs sex drive by 90%.
Itโs called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !