I give in. I totally covet this.

srsly.

“Here are the basics. The Optimus Mini connects to your PC via USB and features three keys, each with their own backlit OLED screen. Each key can display a static image or full animation. Press the key and a different action occurs depending on what is assigned to it. Think it as some kind of futuristic dynamic hotkey device.”

Oh ThinkGeek, how I hate you http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/88ee/.