Category: legacy

A Four Dimensional Maze “In eighth grade, when I first wrote this, I was very interested in higher dimensions, and I tried to learn to visualize in four dimensions; I never really succeeded, but I did learn to visualize the shifting three dimensional cross sections of hypercubes passing through three-space at a couple of different…

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The Illustrated Guide To Breaking Your Computer “Figure 4.4 shows partitioning of the drive using an ordinary hacksaw. Partitioning in this manner is advantageous over fdisk because it allows partitioning of individual platters and is independent of operating system. You also get to make cute designs.”

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Suggestions For Nonsexist / Gender Neutral Language from the American Psychological Association Too funny.

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Aristotle: On a Good Wife (330BC). Historical opinions on women’s roles and being a wife. Women and Roles in History. “Therefore, she will serve him more assiduously than if she had been a slave bought and taken home. For he has indeed bought her with a great price–with partnership in his life and in the…

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Shaving Imagine.. someone who has a fetish for sleeping with animals doesn’t liek women who shave… “Revel in your natural beauty! Be a crusader for women’s bodies au naturelle! Feel the rush of pride when a stranger compliments you (it’s happened to me), and comments on how few women have unshaven legs! I’ve taken the…

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The Govt Sucks Ok.. this is one of the dumbest people on the planet. Go see. I promise. “I hate our goverment so much you dont even know how bad, we should all just move to russia its better there I bet, I get in trouble for saying how much I hate them a lot,…

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I blame all of you – no, really Let me tell you something. It’s simple. It’s obvious. In a perfect world your parents would have told you right after "don’t let strange men touch you without giving us our money." No one who works for any online service you will every use needs your password…

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The Seanbaby Probe – Woman Eats Prom Sues Mildly Retarded Immigrant “What goes through their heads? “Someone’s making fat jokes!! Looks like this slice of party ham is gonna get laid tonight! Oh, all this talk about food is making me hungry. Your mind tricks won’t work on me, Jedi. Waa haaa haaaa.” According to…

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A letter from the Toe Cutter. Self amputation “The moment of decision came, and I started to numb the big toe. It took longer than the smaller toes. Finally, I positioned my 25mm chisel, and hammer and discovered that I could have used a wider chisel, which I didn’t have. Thunk, thunk, thunk, it took…

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