Category: legacy

if I said I had a nice body – nevermind Went to the gym today, working on push-ups with Kimiko and worked on my abs with Satan. Then 15 minutes on an elliptical trainer and 45 minutes in the pool. I could really get to like this stuff – that is, if it didn’t suck…

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OK… who wants to donate equipment? – programmer will slut for stuff… In looking around the network crammed into this little room I came to an astounding realization. As cool as these boxes are I don’t really need all the CPU cycles. What I NEED are the hard drives. In other words, now that we…

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/usr/bin/girl : ( just a digital girl ) : blurbs from the web I’ll put up a full on blog about this sometime… but for now just go look!

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HandSpeak: Sign Language Dictionary Online Animated no less 🙂

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The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site – Chaca Chaca! “…But the smell… I’ll never forget that smell! It burns your nostrils like rancid vomit. I grew angry, like an irrational monkey, that we were going to eat yet another candy made out of Tamarind. I began to thrash around uncontrollably, foaming at the corners of…

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The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site – Fruit Salted Plum Suckers! “…Ben reached it first. His eyes watered and began rolling around in his head. His head attempted to withdraw into his neck like a turtle. Jeff immediately followed suit, and a mad rush for the kitchen sink ensued. I was starting to feel a…

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Feminine Wiles The female answer to ‘speed seduction’ – take control of your man with hypnosis!

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ABDUCTION DEVICE “…The device works by blocking alien telepathy and mind control, I call my device a “thought screen helmet.” My device consists of a leather helmet lined with layers of special conductive plastic, the same material used to prevent static electricity damage to printed circuit boards.”

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Time Cube “…Your midday is someone else’s midnight, someone else’s sundown and even someone else’s sunup. Do you know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square that rotates to a 4 day time cube within 1 – 24 hour rotation of Earth? You are educated stupid and unable to know Nature’s 4-Day Time Cube…

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