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The Govt Sucks Ok.. this
The Govt Sucks Ok.. this is one of the dumbest people on the planet. Go see. I promise. “I hate our goverment so much you dont even know how bad, we should all just move to russia its better there I bet, I get in trouble for saying how much I hate them a lot,…
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I blame all of you – no, really
I blame all of you – no, really Let me tell you something. It’s simple. It’s obvious. In a perfect world your parents would have told you right after "don’t let strange men touch you without giving us our money." No one who works for any online service you will every use needs your password…
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The Seanbaby Probe – Woman
The Seanbaby Probe – Woman Eats Prom Sues Mildly Retarded Immigrant “What goes through their heads? “Someone’s making fat jokes!! Looks like this slice of party ham is gonna get laid tonight! Oh, all this talk about food is making me hungry. Your mind tricks won’t work on me, Jedi. Waa haaa haaaa.” According to…
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A letter from the Toe
A letter from the Toe Cutter. Self amputation “The moment of decision came, and I started to numb the big toe. It took longer than the smaller toes. Finally, I positioned my 25mm chisel, and hammer and discovered that I could have used a wider chisel, which I didn’t have. Thunk, thunk, thunk, it took…
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The problem of course is that there are multiple, complex issues involved:
what is wrong with some people? – why think when you can chant like idiots By now, you all know that the US presidential election is still running into trouble. Now, I am not entirely sure I have made up my mind on what the answer is… I may come down on the side of…
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bars and stripes – if you loved me you’d come visit more
bars and stripes – if you loved me you’d come visit more On the ‘net, all things are possible. To wit, look at the fine ladies over at "Pen Mates". This service hooks you up with a "hot" woman in prison. I can think of reasons why this is a good thing… You know they…
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The Keith Underhill Appreciation Society
The Keith Underhill Appreciation Society Save me from ever being this pathetic please… go look at the pictures ::shudder::
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StarBand “StarBand uses a single
StarBand “StarBand uses a single satellite dish antenna for receiving AND for sending information – no telephone connection is needed. Plus, the StarBand antenna can accommodate both the Internet and EchoStar’s DISH Networkยฎ; satellite TV programming, so StarBand’s service can bring the Internet and hundreds of channels of television into your home, all through one…