Love is a fist<\/a><\/p>\nWhoa. Satire… but funny and with a grain of truth…<\/p>\n
“…The way to a woman’s heart is through her broken ribs.
\nForget roses. Forget expensive boxes of candy. Forget moonlit walks along the beach. Forget every piece of advice you’ve heard on The View.<\/p>\n
If you want to impress a woman, think black eyes, fat lips, broken noses, and romantic evenings in the emergency room. On the way to the hospital, open the lines of communication by deciding if the little lady should claim that she fell down the stairs or off of her bike.<\/p>\n
Don’t listen to women who say they crave caring, touchy-feely men. Women only want a sensitive man until a real man walks through the door. As long as men cater to the whims and destructive nature of women, men will continue to bury their rage and become the sissy-boys women don’t really want…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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