{"id":1775,"date":"2003-08-20T11:36:37","date_gmt":"2003-08-20T11:36:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2003\/08\/20\/avast\/"},"modified":"2003-08-20T11:36:37","modified_gmt":"2003-08-20T11:36:37","slug":"avast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2003\/08\/20\/avast\/","title":{"rendered":"Avast!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellSpacing=\"0\" cellPadding=\"1\" bgColor=\"#000000\" border=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"center\" align=\"middle\"><a href=\"\/archives\/media\/potc_yphoto4.ascx\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"173\" src=\"\/archives\/media\/potc_yphoto4-thumb.jpg\" width=\"125\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"center\" align=\"middle\" height=\"20\">Arg!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>A little while ago Kimiko and I wound up seeing Pirates of the Caribbean. It is a pretty cool little flick that I enjoyed more than I thought I would. Here are some POTC resources for you:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.evilchog.co.uk\/keira_knightley\/index.asp\">A fan site<\/a> for the delicious <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Keira+Knightley&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8\">Keira Knightley<\/a>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/pirates.movies.go.com\/\">Official home page<\/a>\n<li>More than 200 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailydigest.net\/previewpirates2.html\">frames from the film<\/a>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailydigest.net\/previewpirates.html\">POTC @ dailydigest<\/a>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/Title?0368925\">POTC on the IMDB<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Other info:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>[[e2:1362821|Talk like a Pirate Day]]\n<li>[[e2:1429300|Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me]]\n<li>[[e2:1171329|Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat]]\n<li>[[e2:784842|Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people]] &#8211; A sample of pirate talking&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a title=\"Brian\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Brian\">Brian<\/a>: &#8230;and then <a title=\"I filled her lungs with cheese and pushed her over the side of the boat\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=I%20filled%20her%20lungs%20with%20cheese%20and%20pushed%20her%20over%20the%20side%20of%20the%20boat\">I filled her lungs with cheese and pushed her over the side of the boat<\/a>. So that was my day. You guys?<br \/><a title=\"Joe\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Joe\">Joe<\/a>: Oh, the <a title=\"usual\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=usual\">usual<\/a>. Sleeping, the artwork, the sex. <br \/><a title=\"Dialogue\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Dialogue\">Dialogue<\/a>: Arr&#8230;I had a truly wonderful day. Me harties and I plundered yet another unsuspecting ship o&#8217; the queen. Arr&#8230;we made a right <a title=\"wonderful\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=wonderful\">wonderful<\/a> profit from that one.<br \/><a title=\"Abby\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Abby\">Abby<\/a>: Michael, why are you talking like that?<br \/><a title=\"Dialogue\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Dialogue\">Dialogue<\/a>: Because I&#8217;m a <a title=\"pirate\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=pirate\">pirate<\/a>. I mean&#8230;.arr&#8230;<br \/><a title=\"Brian\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Brian\">Brian<\/a>: If you keep talking like that, we&#8217;ll be forced to hurt you.<br \/><a title=\"Dialogue\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Dialogue\">Dialogue<\/a>: <a title=\"Avast\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Avast\">Avast<\/a> ye, scurvy dog. Don&#8217;t be laying a hand on me, or you&#8217;ll be facing the bite of my <a title=\"cutlass\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=cutlass\">cutlass<\/a>. Arr&#8230;.<br \/><a title=\"Joe\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Joe\">Joe<\/a>: I have me here some form of <a title=\"bread\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=bread\">bread<\/a> with which I would be comfortable in throwing at you. Don&#8217;t make me used my baked bread products.<br \/><a title=\"Dialogue\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Dialogue\">Dialogue<\/a>: Yarr, that would be a ow! (<a title=\"yeast-risen goodness hits me in the face\" href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=yeast-risen%20goodness%20hits%20me%20in%20the%20face\">yeast-risen goodness hits me in the face<\/a>) Okay, okay, I&#8217;m done now. Stupid bread.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arg! A little while ago Kimiko and I wound up seeing Pirates of the Caribbean. It is a pretty cool little flick that I enjoyed more than I thought I would. Here are some POTC resources for you: A fan site for the delicious Keira Knightley Official home page More than 200 frames from the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":56245,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}