{"id":1836,"date":"2003-10-28T16:15:05","date_gmt":"2003-10-28T16:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2003\/10\/28\/i-always-suspected-as-much\/"},"modified":"2003-10-28T16:15:05","modified_gmt":"2003-10-28T16:15:05","slug":"i-always-suspected-as-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2003\/10\/28\/i-always-suspected-as-much\/","title":{"rendered":"I always suspected as much&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Life&#8230; is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You&#8217;re stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there&#8217;s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there&#8217;s a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they&#8217;re gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you&#8217;re desperate enough to eat those, all you&#8217;ve got left is a&#8230; is an empty box&#8230; filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.&#8221; &#8212; <i>Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Life&#8230; is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You&#8217;re stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there&#8217;s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there&#8217;s a peanut [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53177,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}