{"id":1842,"date":"2003-11-03T14:35:33","date_gmt":"2003-11-03T14:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2003\/11\/03\/short-skirt-attack\/"},"modified":"2003-11-03T14:35:33","modified_gmt":"2003-11-03T14:35:33","slug":"short-skirt-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2003\/11\/03\/short-skirt-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Short skirt attack!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Not like
\nthis…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Ok, so if your an anime fan when I say “schoolgirl gang attack!” you get
\nkinda stiff in your nethers. Thoughts of short skirts, high kicks and lots of
\nbegging, pain and blood run through your mind. It’s all good.<\/p>\n

But in the Real World(tm) we have a different problem. The current climate
\nthat is making almost any level of violence allowable if you yell “sex offense”
\nand specifically has decided that those pesky things like laws aren’t a problem
\nhas brought us to this – roving bands of schoolgirls chasing down and
\nattacking<\/i><\/u> a man who allegedly exposed himself to them. Note, this wasn’t
\nself defense or self protection.<\/p>\n

That being said? It’s probably the hottest thing that’s happened to him all
\nyear.<\/p>\n