{"id":1948,"date":"2004-02-10T03:17:53","date_gmt":"2004-02-10T03:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2004\/02\/10\/i-am-the-reason\/"},"modified":"2004-02-10T03:17:53","modified_gmt":"2004-02-10T03:17:53","slug":"i-am-the-reason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2004\/02\/10\/i-am-the-reason\/","title":{"rendered":"I am the reason&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It recently came to my attention that my t-shirt skills were perhaps misdirected. That I should, in fact, be basing a line of t-shirts on myself and with slogans that specifically apply to me or those I am involved with. Check under the [more]&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><u><b>Potential slogans for me<\/b><\/u>: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am the reason to take &#8216;happy pills&#8217;\n<li>Yes honey, lots of diamonds\n<li>I am a hard man to love\n<li>Yes, I am out of my f_ing mind\n<li>I think with the small head\n<li>The voice in my head says you should be crying by now\n<li>I have all the good candy\n<li>That&#8217;s &#8220;Daddy Bastard&#8221; to you!\n<li>The phrase is &#8220;cock-biting fucktard&#8221;\n<li>I&#8217;ve been lost here before\n<li>The Smiths?\n<li>Ummm&#8230;.. sometime in December <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><u><b>Potential slogans for my girls<\/b><\/u>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Do it to her!\n<li>Obedience sucks ass\n<li>Are you done talking? Cause I need a pill\n<li>I said I&#8217;d do ?!?WHAT!?!\n<li>World, yeah\n<li>Minion #_____ (number to be written by hand in permanent marker) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It recently came to my attention that my t-shirt skills were perhaps misdirected. That I should, in fact, be basing a line of t-shirts on myself and with slogans that specifically apply to me or those I am involved with. Check under the [more]&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53187,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1948"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1948\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}