{"id":2289,"date":"2004-10-20T07:21:53","date_gmt":"2004-10-20T07:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2004\/10\/20\/pinky\/"},"modified":"2004-10-20T07:21:53","modified_gmt":"2004-10-20T07:21:53","slug":"pinky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2004\/10\/20\/pinky\/","title":{"rendered":"Pinky!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Brain: &#8220;<em>Are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?<\/em>&#8221; <br \/><\/strong><i>(<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikiquote.org\/wiki\/Pinky_and_the_Brain\">taken from Wikiquote<\/a>)<br \/>(I do not think this list is definitive, [[let me know]])<\/i><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn&#8217;t have ears, we&#8217;d look like weasels.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Uh&#8230; yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career &#8230; ooh, it&#8217;s all too much for me.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn&#8217;t Regis Philbin already married?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Uh, I think so, Brain, but we&#8217;ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but if they called them &#8216;Sad Meals&#8217;, kids wouldn&#8217;t buy them!&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking &#8212; I mean, what would the children look like?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but this time <em>you<\/em> put the trousers on the chimp.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so, Brain, but I can&#8217;t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but there&#8217;s still a bug stuck in here from last time.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but I don&#8217;t think Kay Ballard&#8217;s in the union.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Yes, I am!&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it&#8217;s mostly girls, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so -POIT- but <em>where<\/em> do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so, Brain, but it&#8217;s a miracle that this one grew back.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so, Brain, but first you&#8217;d have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn&#8217;t you?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so, Brain, but &#8216;apply North Pole&#8217; to what?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but &#8216;Snowball for Windows&#8217;?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so, Brain, but <em>snort<\/em> no, no, it&#8217;s too stupid!&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won&#8217;t wear the nylons?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but isn&#8217;t that why they invented tube socks?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so Brain, but if you replace the &#8216;P&#8217; with an &#8216;O&#8217;, my name would be Oinky, wouldn&#8217;t it?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Oooh, I think so Brain, but I think I&#8217;d rather eat the Macarana.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so <em>hiccup<\/em>, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but don&#8217;t you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but we&#8217;re already naked.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We eat the box?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain <em>NARF<\/em>, but don&#8217;t camels spit a lot?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda&#8217;s pants?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but why would Peter Bogdanovich?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but isn&#8217;t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we&#8217;ll never have any puppies.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Larry, and um, Brain, but how can we get seven dwarves to shave their legs?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won&#8217;t the lima beans feel left out?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn&#8217;t it melt before summer?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn&#8217;t anything lose it&#8217;s flavor on the bedpost overnight?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn&#8217;t be as hard to swallow.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn&#8217;t the plural of spouse be spice?&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh, that&#8217;s unsanitary!&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? 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