{"id":2312,"date":"2004-11-16T15:37:29","date_gmt":"2004-11-16T15:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2004\/11\/16\/tucker-max-all-that-and-more\/"},"modified":"2004-11-16T15:37:29","modified_gmt":"2004-11-16T15:37:29","slug":"tucker-max-all-that-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2004\/11\/16\/tucker-max-all-that-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Tucker Max. All that and more…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Him “I bet you’ve already slept with a man.”
Tucker “Alright, come on man–I invented Tucker Max Drunk, but not even Tucker Max Drunk makes you switch teams.”
Him “How many women have you been with?”
Tucker “I don’t know, about [number].”
Him “Oh yeah, I bet you’ve fucked a man.”
Tucker [Getting obviously frustrated] “How??”
Him “I have three words for you: Post Op Transsexual.”
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It took three seconds for the full meaning and significance of that statement to filter through my drunken brain. Then came the first stage of loss: Denial.<\/font><\/i>” – the whole sordid story<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

He is Tucker Max<\/a>. His stories<\/a> are amazingly funny. Go. Read. Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Him “I bet you’ve already slept with a man.”Tucker “Alright, come on man–I invented Tucker Max Drunk, but not even Tucker Max Drunk makes you switch teams.”Him “How many women have you been with?”Tucker “I don’t know, about [number].”Him “Oh yeah, I bet you’ve fucked a man.”Tucker [Getting obviously frustrated] “How??”Him “I have three words […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53150,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}