{"id":2423,"date":"2005-02-23T00:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-23T00:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2005\/02\/23\/quotable\/"},"modified":"2005-02-23T00:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-23T00:27:00","slug":"quotable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2005\/02\/23\/quotable\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotable&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quotes I have collected&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It&#8217;s just that yours is stupid. &#8220;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Life&#8230; is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift <br \/>that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another <br \/>box of chocolates. You&#8217;re stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that <br \/>you mindlessly wolf down when there&#8217;s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once <br \/>in a while, there&#8217;s a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they&#8217;re <br \/>gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken <br \/>bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you&#8217;re <br \/>desperate enough to eat those, all you&#8217;ve got left is a&#8230; is an empty <br \/>box&#8230; filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.&#8221; &#8212; Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Here&#8230; have a charred, dead monkey&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Has anyone seen any of &#8220;Platonic Chain&#8221; yet? (One liner: Japanese schoolgirls with video cellphones become a sort of P2P network of cable public access shows.) It&#8217;s done with full CGI (cel shading on the characters) and motion capture (and the camera viewpoint moves like crazy too). The CGI is technically interesting, but all that motion capture is annoying as hell. &#8220;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;How come it never says EXCELLENT COMMAND OR FILE NAME??? &#8220;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Slamming punches into a woman&#8217;s breasts, that must be satisfying. That must appease all sorts of petty resentments &#8230; That must make you feel very manly &#8230; it must be particularly exciting, when they are the breasts of a 20-year-old.&#8221; &#8211; The History of Torture &#8220;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quotes I have collected&#8230; &#8220;Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It&#8217;s just that yours is stupid. &#8220; &#8220;Life&#8230; is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You&#8217;re stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53177,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}