{"id":2526,"date":"2005-05-17T12:30:35","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T16:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2005\/05\/17\/i-will-remove-the-fucking-toilet-seat\/"},"modified":"2005-05-17T12:30:35","modified_gmt":"2005-05-17T16:30:35","slug":"i-will-remove-the-fucking-toilet-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2005\/05\/17\/i-will-remove-the-fucking-toilet-seat\/","title":{"rendered":"I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then I am pulled into a Everything2 nodewalk. E2 is an awesome<br \/>\nplace with a lot to offer. How can you not love anywhere with entries like<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=407688\">&quot;I will REMOVE the<br \/>\nfucking toilet seat if you don&#8217;t shut up<\/a>&quot; or how to say &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=449672\">please<br \/>\nstop, my butt hurts<\/a>&quot; in Japanese? When you couple all that with the fact<br \/>\nthat there is also some brilliant writing, it&#8217;s just amazing. Come, follow<br \/>\nalong!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>General:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Things to be caught saying when the room is suddenly quiet\"><br \/>\n\tThings to be caught saying when the room is suddenly quiet<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=899166\">Things not<br \/>\n\tto be caught saying when the room is suddenly quiet<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=407688\">I will<br \/>\n\tREMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don&#8217;t shut up<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=1354129\">t.A.T.u.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=732572\">The Tesla<br \/>\n\tCoil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=669708\">Softcore<br \/>\n\tpornography in disguise<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=1468307\">Christina<br \/>\n\tAguilera presents the argument for child abuse<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=999019\">Teen Lust<br \/>\n\tIndustrial Complex<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=468268\">Heinlein<br \/>\n\tand Rand are both fascist wankers<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=152894\">Japanese<br \/>\n\tPorn<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=768411\">Stop<br \/>\n\tFlirting<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=fan service\">fan<br \/>\n\tservice<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=1403626\">Nancy<br \/>\n\tClue- lesbian girl detective<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=466117\">The<br \/>\n\ttentacle monster and school official conspiracy theory<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=981040\">No one asks<br \/>\n\tme if I&#8217;m a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a<br \/>\n\tpredominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=924759\">So I was<br \/>\n\tballs deep in the guy&#8217;s ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a<br \/>\n\tkiss. Damn. What a fag.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=449672\">Yamete<br \/>\n\tkudasai, oshiri ga itai yo<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Some about Rand and Objectivism (most not flattering):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=592644\">I&#8217;d like to<br \/>\n\tthank my parents, Ayn Rand and God<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Cheese Triangle Objectivism\"><br \/>\n\tCheese triangle objectivism<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Introduction to Objectivism\"><br \/>\n\tIntroduction to Objectivism<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=12288\">Ayn Rand<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=1105577\">Ayn Rand<br \/>\n\tpuns<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=788262\">Critique of<br \/>\n\tObjectivism<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=17906\">The<br \/>\n\tFountainhead<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=objectivism\"><br \/>\n\tObjectivism<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=665653\">Ayn Rand<br \/>\n\tjust doesn&#8217;t work for me<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=1178752\"><br \/>\n\tObjectivism is stupid<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=582013\">Who is John<br \/>\n\tGalt-<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=1355062\">The<br \/>\n\tObjectivist Ethics<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Atlas Shrugged\">Atlas<br \/>\n\tShrugged<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then I am pulled into a Everything2 nodewalk. 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