{"id":2567,"date":"2005-06-14T11:12:30","date_gmt":"2005-06-14T15:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2005\/06\/14\/gwenihana\/"},"modified":"2005-06-14T11:12:30","modified_gmt":"2005-06-14T15:12:30","slug":"gwenihana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2005\/06\/14\/gwenihana\/","title":{"rendered":"Gwenihana!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
\"Gwenihana_story\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Poor girls…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

The poor. The downtrodden. The highly paid. Weep for them. <\/p>\n

Gwen Stefani (you’ll recognize the killer abs) is currently touring around
\nwith four Asian models \/ dancers in tow. They are rumored to be under
\ninstructions to only speak Japanese and smile all the time. Of course the
\nexposure, travel and paychecks might also be responsible for the smiling but
\nthat couldn’t be right, aren’t they supposed to be bitter or something?<\/p>\n

It’s OK… plenty of people are out there being bitter for them.<\/p>\n