{"id":2585,"date":"2005-06-30T11:08:21","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T15:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2005\/06\/30\/the-perfect-bdsm-website\/"},"modified":"2005-06-30T11:08:21","modified_gmt":"2005-06-30T15:08:21","slug":"the-perfect-bdsm-website","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2005\/06\/30\/the-perfect-bdsm-website\/","title":{"rendered":"The perfect BDSM website&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/media\/library\/devilfire.gif' alt='Devil Fire!' align=\"right\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>There is a thing in the world known as &quot;<a href=\"\/items\/date\/2005\/06\/30\/the-perfect-cw-song\/\">The<br \/>\nPerfect Country and Western Song<\/a>&quot;, and in it there is this perl of wisdom&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&quot;Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song <br \/>\n\tand he told me it was the perfect country and western song <br \/>\n\tI wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect <br \/>\n\tcountry and western song because he hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t said anything about <br \/>\n\tMomma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 drunk.&quot;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The idea is that some things have clich\u00c3\u00a9&#8217;s, and until you have hit all the<br \/>\ningredients your missing out. In the BDSM world then, to be the &quot;Perfect Lame<br \/>\nBDSM Website&quot; you need&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Stolen artwork, extra points for each Boris painting used<\/li>\n<li>Animated gif images. Preferably torches<\/li>\n<li>A really bad castle \/ drawbridge themed warning page<\/li>\n<li>BDSM themed poetry<\/li>\n<li>Lots of overblown language<\/li>\n<li>Bad fonts, in bad colors<\/li>\n<li>Mixed text sizes<\/li>\n<li>Bad background images, preferably tiled<\/li>\n<li>Hosted on a annoying and unreliable free website service, Geocities a<br \/>\n\tbonus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I found it. The perfectly bad BDSM website&#8230; I give you&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/srdrgnass\/THE_DRAGONS_LAIR.html\"><br \/>\nTHE_DRAGONS_LAIR<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a thing in the world known as &quot;The Perfect Country and Western Song&quot;, and in it there is this perl of wisdom&#8230; &quot;Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song and he told me it was the perfect country and western song I wrote him back a letter and told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":56261,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2585"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2585\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}