{"id":2643,"date":"2006-12-11T20:17:46","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T00:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2006\/12\/11\/god-damn-viruses\/"},"modified":"2006-12-11T20:17:46","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T00:17:46","slug":"god-damn-viruses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2006\/12\/11\/god-damn-viruses\/","title":{"rendered":"God damn viruses&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the cycle&#8230;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>get a flu<\/li>\n<li>miss classes at the Dojo<\/li>\n<li>get massive tooth infection due to the flu<\/li>\n<li>miss more fighting at the Dojo<\/li>\n<li>get first moral extracted due to infection and the ensuing wandering post&#8230; it&#8217;s ok, the tooth was mostly gone anyway because it never did manage to get a crown after the root canal 5 years ago<\/li>\n<li>take massive anti-biotics, stay in agony<\/li>\n<li>execute_and_return( step 4 )<\/li>\n<li>get second molar extracted, officially become toothless trailer trash<\/li>\n<li>aquire renewed interest in Souther Rock<\/li>\n<li>see Britney Spears pussy&#8230; coincidence or inevitable result of step 8?<\/li>\n<li>recover from tooth infection<\/li>\n<li>catch flu<\/li>\n<li>desperately try and avoid step 1<\/li>\n<li>???<\/li>\n<li>completely fail to profit<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"wlWriterSmartContent\" style=\"padding-right: 0px;padding-left: 0px;padding-bottom: 0px;margin: 0px;padding-top: 0px\">[tags]britney spears, naked, pussy, teeth, massive pain, oh god kill me, dojo[\/tags]<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the cycle&#8230; get a flu miss classes at the Dojo get massive tooth infection due to the flu miss more fighting at the Dojo get first moral extracted due to infection and the ensuing wandering post&#8230; it&#8217;s ok, the tooth was mostly gone anyway because it never did manage to get a crown after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53173,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2643"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2643\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}