{"id":2813,"date":"2006-01-17T05:01:21","date_gmt":"2006-01-17T10:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2006\/01\/17\/the-no-soap-radio-jokeeverything2com\/"},"modified":"2006-01-17T05:01:21","modified_gmt":"2006-01-17T10:01:21","slug":"the-no-soap-radio-jokeeverything2com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2006\/01\/17\/the-no-soap-radio-jokeeverything2com\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;No soap, radio!&#8221; joke@Everything2.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=630691\"><p>&#8220;Two elephants are in two giant bathtubs, side-by-side. One elephant is washing himself down with soap, and the other one is listening to a portable radio. The one with the radio asks the one with the soap to pass the soap over. The one with the soap replies, &#8216;NO SOAP, RADIO!'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At this point, everyone in on the gag would start laughing hysterically. If the victim started playing along and laughing, you knew he was a follower and was just laughing because he thought everyone else thought it was funny. If he said, &#8220;Wait a minute, that&#8217;s not funny!&#8221; or &#8220;I don&#8217;t get it&#8230;&#8221; then the kid might just be alright. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node_id=630691\">The &#8220;No soap, radio!&#8221; joke@Everything2.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Two elephants are in two giant bathtubs, side-by-side. One elephant is washing himself down with soap, and the other one is listening to a portable radio. The one with the radio asks the one with the soap to pass the soap over. The one with the soap replies, &#8216;NO SOAP, RADIO!&#8217;&#8221; At this point, everyone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}