{"id":298,"date":"2000-09-06T17:23:36","date_gmt":"2000-09-06T17:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/09\/06\/dude-you-did-what-to-youre-feet-science-isnt-pretty\/"},"modified":"2000-09-06T17:23:36","modified_gmt":"2000-09-06T17:23:36","slug":"dude-you-did-what-to-youre-feet-science-isnt-pretty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/09\/06\/dude-you-did-what-to-youre-feet-science-isnt-pretty\/","title":{"rendered":"dude, you did what to you’re feet? – science isn’t pretty"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Before I knew it, I was immersed in my crackly toes, obsessed with pruning
\nall the dead skin from my feet, and, most weirdly, loving the juicy odor and
\nslime and outright rot that I\u2019d cultivated. I felt like a farmer harvesting the
\ncrop that he\u2019d fought all summer to grow. I was yanking flecks of skin, rolling
\nthem into little me-meatballs, and flicking them into the toilet. Splish.
\nSplish. Splish. Splash\u2014went the big one rolled from my left little toe.” –
\nwhat the
\nhell?<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Posted without comment… “Before I knew it, I was immersed in my crackly toes, obsessed with pruning all the dead skin from my feet, and, most weirdly, loving the juicy odor and slime and outright rot that I\u2019d cultivated. I felt like a farmer harvesting the crop that he\u2019d fought all summer to grow. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":56252,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}