{"id":331,"date":"2000-09-29T02:35:16","date_gmt":"2000-09-29T02:35:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/09\/29\/the-ultimate-bad-candy-web\/"},"modified":"2000-09-29T02:35:16","modified_gmt":"2000-09-29T02:35:16","slug":"the-ultimate-bad-candy-web","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/09\/29\/the-ultimate-bad-candy-web\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Candy: Happy Plums!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bad-candy.com\/happyplum\/happyplum.shtml\">The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site &#8211; Happy Plums!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;..Again, I wish I could describe the absolute pain. All I can say is that everything else pales in comparison. I am condemned to live out the rest of my days, an empty shell of a man, all meaning to my existence ripped from my being, left to lay amongst the bits of Happy Plum at the bottom of the garbage disposal, lost&#8230; forever.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site &#8211; Happy Plums! &#8220;..Again, I wish I could describe the absolute pain. All I can say is that everything else pales in comparison. I am condemned to live out the rest of my days, an empty shell of a man, all meaning to my existence ripped from my being, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53198,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}