{"id":3489,"date":"2009-04-07T21:36:46","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T01:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/2009\/04\/07\/imaginary-phone-call-transcript\/"},"modified":"2009-04-07T21:36:46","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T01:36:46","slug":"imaginary-phone-call-transcript","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2009\/04\/07\/imaginary-phone-call-transcript\/","title":{"rendered":"Imaginary phone call transcript\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The thread about safe calls is still happening over on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fetlife.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">FetLife<\/a>. Here is my recent post on the topic. I have paraphrased those I am replying to so as not to betray any confidences.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Some_Guy\u00a0 lets us know it is a \u201cwonder\u201d that those people who don\u2019t use safe calls are \u201cstill alive\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I know, its like totally amazing! It was much worse back before cell phone\u2026 the history books are simply packed with the millions of humans murdered every day by their overly violent predatory dates. Frankly, it is amazing we as a species survived.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, our cell phone overlords have now tamed the darker nature of the human animal. Now that we all live in the light of their safe call goodness we can finally, after millennia, dare to truly love.<\/p>\n<p><em>Some_Girl lets us know that she demands a verified full legal name and a copy of a photo id with a verifiable address and the same for a phone number.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I like it when someone has such clear ideas of what they wish to use to blackmail me with in lieu of actually waiting till they know me. it makes it so much easier to say no.<\/p>\n<p><strong>FictionalSubOnPhone<\/strong>: \u201cI want a blood sample, and a photocopy of your drivers license\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>FictionalSubOnPhone<\/strong>: :: blink :: \u201cBut how can I protect myself?:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: \u201cThat\u2019s easy, don\u2019t meet me if you don\u2019t trust me\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>FictionalSubOnPhone<\/strong>: \u201cBut how can I trust you if I don\u2019t give the power to ruin your life to my friend who you don\u2019t know?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: \u201cI\u2019m guessing Daddy never bought you a pony, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>FictionalSubOnPhone<\/strong>: :: silent pause :: \u201cAnd there won\u2019t be any bondage\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: \u201cI agree.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>FictionalSubOnPhone<\/strong>: \u201cGood.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: \u201cBecause we aren\u2019t going to meet\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>FictionalSubOnPhone<\/strong>: :: blink :: \u201cYou\u2019re serious!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: \u201cYou really expect me to show up at this meeting where you don\u2019t trust me and do it subject to your rules of how I should behave. All the while being held hostage to the raving paranoia of your friend who by now thinks I am a axe murderer? \u2013 Let me know when you figure out how that will be valuable to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>FictionalSubOnPhone<\/strong>: \u201cYou\u2019re bad for women.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: \u201cYou know it.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>update: this post was edited on 08\/17\/2012 to make it even more obvious this phone call is\u00a0<strong>fictional<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The thread about safe calls is still happening over on FetLife. Here is my recent post on the topic. I have paraphrased those I am replying to so as not to betray any confidences. Some_Guy\u00a0 lets us know it is a \u201cwonder\u201d that those people who don\u2019t use safe calls are \u201cstill alive\u201d. I know, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53162,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[286],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3489"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3489\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}