{"id":361,"date":"2000-09-30T01:44:48","date_gmt":"2000-09-30T01:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/09\/30\/the-ultimate-bad-candy-web-3\/"},"modified":"2000-09-30T01:44:48","modified_gmt":"2000-09-30T01:44:48","slug":"bad-candy-chaca-chaca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/09\/30\/bad-candy-chaca-chaca\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Candy: Chaca Chaca!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bad-candy.com\/chacachaca\/chacachaca.shtml\">The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site &#8211; Chaca Chaca!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;But the smell&#8230; I&#8217;ll never forget that smell! It burns your nostrils like rancid vomit. I grew angry, like an irrational monkey, that we were going to eat yet another candy made out of Tamarind. I began to thrash around uncontrollably, foaming at the corners of my mouth. I mean, there is only so much abuse one is willing to take in the name of humor!<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, we had Jeff. Hehe.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site &#8211; Chaca Chaca! &#8220;&#8230;But the smell&#8230; I&#8217;ll never forget that smell! It burns your nostrils like rancid vomit. I grew angry, like an irrational monkey, that we were going to eat yet another candy made out of Tamarind. I began to thrash around uncontrollably, foaming at the corners of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53134,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}