{"id":417,"date":"2000-10-04T01:32:31","date_gmt":"2000-10-04T01:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/10\/04\/half-angel-half-tart\/"},"modified":"2000-10-04T01:32:31","modified_gmt":"2000-10-04T01:32:31","slug":"half-angel-half-tart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/10\/04\/half-angel-half-tart\/","title":{"rendered":"Half Angel &#8211; Half Tart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.basselope.org\/~jess\/bassblog.html\">Half Angel &#8211; Half Tart<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Women&#8217;s prison?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;By the way, for all of you clever people out there who are planning on commenting to my opening statement with a witty, &#8220;&#8230;but the cops are the criminals (whomp-waahhhh)!&#8221; &#8211; don&#8217;t. It&#8217;s in your best interests to attempt to heal my bitterness and jaded nature, not hasten it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Half Angel &#8211; Half Tart Women&#8217;s prison? &#8220;&#8230;By the way, for all of you clever people out there who are planning on commenting to my opening statement with a witty, &#8220;&#8230;but the cops are the criminals (whomp-waahhhh)!&#8221; &#8211; don&#8217;t. It&#8217;s in your best interests to attempt to heal my bitterness and jaded nature, not hasten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}