{"id":424,"date":"2000-10-05T17:41:49","date_gmt":"2000-10-05T17:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/10\/05\/quick-hand-me-a-monkey\/"},"modified":"2000-10-05T17:41:49","modified_gmt":"2000-10-05T17:41:49","slug":"quick-hand-me-a-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/10\/05\/quick-hand-me-a-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"quick, hand me a monkey!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><u>quick, hand me a monkey!<\/u><\/b> &#8211; more fun than a you know what full<br \/>\n  of you know what&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=freak\">Flagg<\/a><br \/>\n  updated his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\">blog<\/a> over<br \/>\n  on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foolish-house.com\/bigtop\/innuendo\/index.html\">innuendo<\/a><br \/>\n  with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=haiku\">haiku<\/a><br \/>\n  in tribute to the freak who was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newstribune.com\/stories\/071500\/sta_0715000019.asp\">killing<br \/>\n  women<\/a> and stuffing the bodies in &#8211; or course &#8211; barrels. I would be remiss<br \/>\n  if I didn&#8217;t mention that I find this pretty funny&#8230; but I find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=pretty%20girls\">lots<br \/>\n  of things<\/a> funny.<\/p>\n<p>This contest started on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.egroups.com\/group\/Dominion\">Dominion<\/a><br \/>\n  about the time of the murders and came about to lampoon several related concepts<br \/>\n  &#8211; not jsut to celebrate the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=twisted%20sense%20of%20humor\">intrinsic<br \/>\n  humor<\/a> in something so clearly warped.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=internet%20poetry\">Internet<br \/>\n    Poetry<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The endless succession of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Newbie%20Rant\">newbie<br \/>\n    protection<\/a> posts it started<\/li>\n<li>Widespread panic in general<\/li>\n<li>All the endless persecution complex paranoia from inside the &quot;community&quot;<\/li>\n<li>Anything having to do with that insipid &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=The%20Gift%2C%20the%20Giver%2C%20the%20Rebel%2C%20the%20Thief%2C%20and%20the%20Stranger%20and%20his%20Glue\">Giver<br \/>\n    and Gift<\/a>&quot; story, or the &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Gift%20Paradigm\">gift<br \/>\n    paradigm<\/a>&quot; in general\n  <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I will post only an example or three here for the sake of some free hits fromt<br \/>\n  he search engines. You should just go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foolish-house.com\/bigtop\/innuendo\/index.html\">read<br \/>\n  it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><i>Cherish *My* gift, slave.<br \/>\n  Edge play to beat all edge play<br \/>\n  Death: Free. Barrel: extra.<br \/>\n  &#8211; aura lee<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Slut I&#8217;ve had your gift <br \/>\n  Your love cries hurt my head bitch<br \/>\n  Cherish your sealed home<br \/>\n  &#8211; min<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>This is all i get?<br \/>\n  And i thought it was a gift.<br \/>\n  Boring, dumb barrel.<br \/>\n  &#8211; <\/i><i>nitcha<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>quick, hand me a monkey! &#8211; more fun than a you know what full of you know what&#8230; Flagg updated his blog over on innuendo with haiku in tribute to the freak who was killing women and stuffing the bodies in &#8211; or course &#8211; barrels. I would be remiss if I didn&#8217;t mention that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":56260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}