{"id":467,"date":"2000-10-09T17:49:18","date_gmt":"2000-10-09T17:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/10\/09\/humor-break-cause-you-wont-see-it-otherwise\/"},"modified":"2000-10-09T17:49:18","modified_gmt":"2000-10-09T17:49:18","slug":"humor-break-cause-you-wont-see-it-otherwise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/10\/09\/humor-break-cause-you-wont-see-it-otherwise\/","title":{"rendered":"humor break – cause you won’t see it otherwise"},"content":{"rendered":"

humor break<\/u><\/b> – cause you won’t see it otherwise<\/p>\n

Apparently, that big piece of flat glass on your desk calls to you in a way
\n the photocopied never did. It’s (mostly) private, you can put stuff on it and
\n show the world.<\/p>\n

This is your brain.
\n This is your brain on your scanner.
\n This is the picture of your brain on your scanner on the Internet.
\n Any questions?<\/i><\/p>\n

So people are scanning just about everything. <\/p>\n

Themselves:<\/b> Nobscan<\/a>
\n and Boobscan<\/a> seem
\n to be the winners here. Respectively they cover breasts and penises and personally,
\n it is funny as hell. Not really erotic, to be honest .. but very very amusing.<\/p>\n

Their pets: <\/b>I’ll be honest with you, I don’t know the URL’s for ‘dogscan’
\n and ‘fishscan’, but I did find ‘cat-scan<\/a>‘.
\n Yes, it’s what you think it is… and yes, it does say a lot about the people
\n who do it but the cats really don’t seem to mind much and there is a lot of
\n variety!<\/p>\n

OK… break over, back to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

humor break – cause you won’t see it otherwise Apparently, that big piece of flat glass on your desk calls to you in a way the photocopied never did. It’s (mostly) private, you can put stuff on it and show the world. This is your brain. This is your brain on your scanner. This is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53190,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}