{"id":493,"date":"2000-10-12T04:21:42","date_gmt":"2000-10-12T04:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2000\/10\/12\/takin-retards-to-the-zooeverything2com\/"},"modified":"2000-10-12T04:21:42","modified_gmt":"2000-10-12T04:21:42","slug":"takin-retards-to-the-zooeverything2com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2000\/10\/12\/takin-retards-to-the-zooeverything2com\/","title":{"rendered":"Takin&#8217; Retards To The Zoo@Everything2.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everything2.com\/index.pl?node=Takin'%20Retards%20To%20The%20Zoo\">Takin&#8217; Retards To The Zoo@Everything2.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ack, this is funny. I must, therefor be evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Takin&#8217; Retards To The Zoo@Everything2.com Ack, this is funny. I must, therefor be evil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}