{"id":50890,"date":"2002-11-30T10:43:15","date_gmt":"2002-11-30T10:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2002\/11\/30\/links-you-shouldnt-miss-wisdom-and-humor\/"},"modified":"2002-11-30T10:43:15","modified_gmt":"2002-11-30T10:43:15","slug":"links-you-shouldnt-miss-wisdom-and-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2002\/11\/30\/links-you-shouldnt-miss-wisdom-and-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Links you shouldn\u2019t miss\u2026 wisdom and humor!"},"content":{"rendered":"

E2<\/a> is this totally astonishing place, you really need to go check it out. In<\/p>\n

any case, here are a few of the nodes over there and a small excerpt from the<\/p>\n

write-ups you will find for each one. Go ahead! Read them all…<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

trust me, I have a Pineapple<\/a>.<\/b><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Britney Spears rocks your socks right off@Everything2.com<\/a> :<\/p>\n

\n

"It seems that whenever there is a<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

whiteboard<\/a> in the near<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

vicinity<\/a>, I am compelled to grab a<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

dry-erase<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

marker<\/a>, and write this<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

exact<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

phrase<\/a>. (Preferably<\/a><\/p>\n

in<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

blue<\/a>.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

I don’t know<\/a> why, so<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

don’t ask<\/a>.)…"<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Trust me, I have a pineapple@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"attended a few years of my<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

high school<\/a> at<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Berlin<\/a> American High School. A truly<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

unique<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

experience<\/a>, time spent there created some of the best<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

memories<\/a> I have. A memory like this right here……."<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

The good crew will know what its captain would do.@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"This is what a friend of mine told me once. He’d heard it from an old<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Chinese<\/a> man in a<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

dream<\/a> he had. For weeks he puzzled over that<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

declaration<\/a>. I’ve been kicking it around for three years, sometimes<\/p>\n

certain of its meaning and sometimes<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

baffled<\/a> by its<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

simplicity<\/a>."<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old<\/p>\n

Ones@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"…didn’t find all this out until after it had passed – their<\/p>\n

conviction was based on my skill as a<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Call of Cthulhu<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

GM<\/a> and a scary dream Murphy had – but they would say and do all sorts of<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

strange<\/a> things around me to try and "draw me out", and one time Chris<\/p>\n

lunged at me with a fireplace poker."<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

Junk food lava@Everything2.com<\/a>: <\/p>\n

\n

"It comes it the form of a<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

glutanous sauce<\/a> with three crucial properties…"<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

perfect breasts@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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"Perfect breasts for me, are the ones that I have my hands on, knowing<\/p>\n

that I won’t be receiving a<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

restraining order<\/a>, nor a<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

sexual harassment<\/a> suit."<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

Famous names which are also sentences@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"Please understand that the whole name needs to be a sentence. This<\/p>\n

means that, unless I’m being dense,<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

James Bond<\/a> does not qualify. Unless you count commands — "James, bond."<\/p>\n

in which case you’re opening up a huge can of worms."<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

How to give a<\/p>\n

blow job@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"Another Tip that might help some people is the use of crushed or<\/p>\n

pea-shaped<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

ice<\/a>. The<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

mouth and penis<\/a> will usually<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

stabilize temperatures<\/a> and some sensation may be lost; especially if all<\/p>\n

of the above tips are not employed. \ud83d\ude42 A bit of ice will add texture and<\/p>\n

change the temperature of the mouth. enjoy!"<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Does this dress<\/p>\n

make me look fat@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"Also known as "The<\/p>\n

Trap<\/a>" which<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

women<\/a> have for ages used to have an<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

excuse<\/a> to yell at<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

men<\/a> regardless of what the man says to her. There is not a proper response<\/p>\n

to this.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Just accept it<\/a>."<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

I once helped Jason Priestley’s girlfriend find his dick@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"Which is why two of my most<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

prized possessions<\/a> are addressed, "Hey, betcha never thought you’d help<\/p>\n

someone locate a<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

movie star’s dick<\/a>, didja? Love, Christine" and "Thanks for showing my<\/p>\n

girlfriend just how<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

deformed I am<\/a>. XXXX, Jason"<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an<\/p>\n

asshole@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"’I’d be lying if I told you that I didn’t enjoy every waking moment of<\/p>\n

figuratively presenting my ass for that bitch to kiss. As an incentive,<\/p>\n

Screeches like Monkey had also been silenced. She crouched there, frightened<\/p>\n

and cold, at her master’s feet. Terror had hijacked her eyes, and willy nilly<\/p>\n

she threw a confused glare at the situation unfolding."<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

the sad thing is, if you get her you’ll be sick of her in a year@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"…and over time, you’ll start to resent those things, even though she<\/p>\n

was like that all along. It’s just that you don’t notice it right away. After<\/p>\n

a while, you’ll get so used to how she looks, and being hot won’t be enough<\/p>\n

for you anymore." He finished up with the price gun and stood up to walk away.<\/p>\n

"I’ve seen it before man," he told me, putting his hand on my shoulder<\/p>\n

comfortingly. "A year. Then you’re sick of her."<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

What Would Cthulhu Do@Everything2.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

"While sitting in the park in the early evening, feeding the<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

pigeon<\/a>s and laughing at all those adorable, funny little<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

duck<\/a>s, a<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

scantily-clad<\/a> young miss wanders over and casually drapes her arm over<\/p>\n

your<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

crotch<\/a>.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Gosh<\/a>!"<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

E2 is this totally astonishing place, you really need to go check it out. In any case, here are a few of the nodes over there and a small excerpt from the write-ups you will find for each one. Go ahead! Read them all… trust me, I have a Pineapple. Britney Spears rocks your socks […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":56219,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50890"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50890\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}