{"id":50953,"date":"2003-03-14T05:30:59","date_gmt":"2003-03-14T05:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2003\/03\/14\/insert-muppet-movie-quote-here\/"},"modified":"2003-03-14T05:30:59","modified_gmt":"2003-03-14T05:30:59","slug":"insert-muppet-movie-quote-here-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2003\/03\/14\/insert-muppet-movie-quote-here-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Insert muppet movie quote here\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" bgcolor=\"#000000\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\">\n<a href=\"\/archives\/media\/gf_paw_medb.ascx\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/archives\/media\/gf_paw_medb-thumb.jpg\" width=\"125\" height=\"93\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\">my life<br \/>\n    story \ud83d\ude42<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>You start a snowball rolling downhill&#8230; and your happy you did it cause<br \/>\ndammit it was just up there melting away&#8230; then you realize it&#8217;s gonna hit a<br \/>\nschool bus or something and you now have run about as fast as you can to get<br \/>\ndown there and do save it so that you can do something cool with it later like<br \/>\nbuild a snowman that sells cold chilled lemonade for you come the summer? (ok,<br \/>\nbad analogy but it was a good idea when I was 7)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that was yesterdays lesson. Sometimes when the ball is rolling you<br \/>\nbetter make damn sure you stay in front of it \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s cool&#8230; cause I am nothing if not stylish as hell on a steep down<br \/>\nslope \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all good&#8230; and it&#8217;s gonna turn out OK \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my life story \ud83d\ude42 You start a snowball rolling downhill&#8230; and your happy you did it cause dammit it was just up there melting away&#8230; then you realize it&#8217;s gonna hit a school bus or something and you now have run about as fast as you can to get down there and do save it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":53144,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50953"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50953\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}