{"id":51012,"date":"2003-04-17T12:17:30","date_gmt":"2003-04-17T12:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2003\/04\/17\/roy-orbison-wrapped-in-plastic\/"},"modified":"2003-04-17T12:17:30","modified_gmt":"2003-04-17T12:17:30","slug":"roy-orbison-wrapped-in-plastic-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2003\/04\/17\/roy-orbison-wrapped-in-plastic-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Roy Orbison, wrapped in plastic\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk\/\">Michael Kelly<\/a><br \/>\nis one of<br \/>\nthe best reasons to surf the net this year.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/mefi\/25172\"><b><i>This<\/i><\/b> is why I love<br \/>\nMetaFilter<\/a>. How could I have known otherwise?<br \/>\n<a title=\"Roy orbison in cling film...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk\/karl.htm\"><br \/>\nRoy Orbison in &#8216;cling film&#8217; fan fiction<\/a>? But wait, there&#8217;s more!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>&quot;This is the text of a novel I wrote five years ago. It was rejected by 76<br \/>\npublishers and agents, although only four of them actually bothered to read it,<br \/>\nwhich may partly account for my unbridled hatred of everything living. I have<br \/>\nposted it here in an attempt to move on. <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I can&#8217;t honestly imagine anyone having the sitzfleisch to wade through a<br \/>\n  250-page comic novel by an unknown writer on the internet. In case anyone<br \/>\n  does, I would like to take this opportunity to partially disown it.&quot; &#8211;<br \/>\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk\/intro.htm\"><br \/>\n  go read it<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael Kelly is one of the best reasons to surf the net this year. This is why I love MetaFilter. How could I have known otherwise? Roy Orbison in &#8216;cling film&#8217; fan fiction? But wait, there&#8217;s more! &quot;This is the text of a novel I wrote five years ago. It was rejected by 76 publishers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":56262,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51012"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51012\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}