{"id":51044,"date":"2003-05-09T17:41:25","date_gmt":"2003-05-09T17:41:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2003\/05\/09\/craigs-list-hip-cool-and-surprisingly-funny\/"},"modified":"2003-05-09T17:41:25","modified_gmt":"2003-05-09T17:41:25","slug":"craigs-list-hip-cool-and-surprisingly-funny-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2003\/05\/09\/craigs-list-hip-cool-and-surprisingly-funny-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Craig\u2019s List &#8211; hip, cool and surprisingly funny\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently a friend of mine sent me a note about the <a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/eng\/\">internet freelance ads<\/a> at the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/\">Craig&#8217;s List<\/a>&#8221; website. I went and checked a few out and it all looks like it will be useful. Then I went and looked at some of the other things they have there. By the way, the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/best\/\">best of<\/a>&#8221; section is <a title=\"An Open Letter To The Poop-Picking Up Girl\" href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/nyc\/10741920.html\">hilarious<\/a> and oddly touching. As an added bonus, people have started using CL (Craig&#8217;s List) as a sort of open letters forum.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>Here is a selection of ads that were amusing:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/nyc\/9678423.html\">I have been kissed between the ears with human error-CL sucks the root<\/a> &#8211; <i>A sad story &#8211; culimating in this&#8230; &#8211; <\/i>&#8220;<i>I&#8217;m cute,I have big tits,I&#8217;m funny and well-read,I&#8217;m a good writer,a good friend,i give great fucking head,I&#8217;m loyal and real,I have a pierced clit for fuck&#8217;s sake! I&#8217;m quite sure I can get other dudes&#8230;&#8221;<\/i>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/nyc\/10114623.html\">To the cabbie who stole my toaster<\/a> &#8211; just go read it.\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/w4m\/10996544.html\">4 girls seek 2 guys or more. Party and then&#8230;<\/a> &#8211; very amusing. It sure wouldn&#8217;t work for me but they are honest! <i>&#8220;Any other questions, email me. I have some pics, but will send if you do. Pretty harrassing, I know. But, oh well. We have the pussy, you don&#8217;t so deal with it.&#8221;<\/i>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/nyc\/9774441.html\">To the gorgeous blond in the third row from the back<\/a> &#8211; <i>&#8220;To the tall, blond hottie in the red and black dress <b>at my wedding<\/b> on Saturday&#8230; was it me or were you scoping me out?&#8221;<\/i>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/w4m\/11009509.html\">Beautiful, young girl who wants a Sugar Daddy!<\/a> &#8211; pretty straightforward, and she promises you won&#8217;t be disappointed. Why do I doubt that?\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/w4m\/11024164.html\">Seeking a submissive gentleman with deep pockets&#8230;.<\/a> &#8211; once more, honesty is apparently not a problem in Craig&#8217;s domain \ud83d\ude42\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/w4m\/11047035.html\">Spike meets Buffy<\/a> &#8211; <i>&#8220;only those with souls will be considered.&#8221;<\/i> &#8211; too funny \ud83d\ude42\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/w4m\/11042574.html\">SUB&#8230;.for DOM&#8230;i want be your owned slut<\/a> &#8211; kink? In New York? Really? That can&#8217;t be!\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/w4m\/11041003.html\">Gorgeous and Intelligent Model and Broker&#8230;.So What&#8217;s the problem<\/a>&nbsp; &#8211; <i>&#8220;I also am very well educated, scarily intelligent,dynamic,motivated,super well groomed, balanced,have a wicked sense of humor,love opera, and the ballet,love fine literature, and amazing dancer,and very comfortable in my own skin.&#8221;<\/i> sheesh okay then. Color me intimidated \ud83d\ude42\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/w4m\/11052309.html\">Do you want to take out 2 attractive girls to see Nine this weekend<\/a> &#8211; they only want me for my tickets.\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/w4m\/10990892.html\">Only searching for Very good looking men. Model types&#8230;<\/a> &#8211; honesty strikes again&#8230; <i>&#8220;This sounds superficial, but ionlhywant extremely good looking men. you knw the ones&#8230;the ones on fitness magazine covers, the ones that look like soap stars.. I want u to have the face, the body and everything else. I am extremely beautiful and in extremely great shape&#8230;the whole nine yards and only want the same.<\/i>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/nyc\/9936673.html\">Mom stop it ! I am not moving home !<\/a> &#8211; <i>&#8220;&#8230;If you don&#8217;t stop pestering me, I&#8217;ll shave my head and show up drunk for passover dinner.&#8221;<\/i> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently a friend of mine sent me a note about the internet freelance ads at the &#8220;Craig&#8217;s List&#8221; website. I went and checked a few out and it all looks like it will be useful. Then I went and looked at some of the other things they have there. By the way, the &#8220;best of&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51044"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}