{"id":51062,"date":"2003-05-27T17:08:15","date_gmt":"2003-05-27T17:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.soulhuntre.com\/items\/date\/2003\/05\/27\/like-marrying-a-hooker\/"},"modified":"2003-05-27T17:08:15","modified_gmt":"2003-05-27T17:08:15","slug":"like-marrying-a-hooker-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2003\/05\/27\/like-marrying-a-hooker-2\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2026like marrying a hooker\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok&#8230; I just heard something hilarious on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\">Comedy Central<\/a>, so I want to share. The quote may not be exact, but it&#8217;s close.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>&#8220;I just bought a rental car. That&#8217;s like marrying a hooker. Everyone&#8217;s been in it and you have to ignore the cigarette burns&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh baby \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok&#8230; I just heard something hilarious on Comedy Central, so I want to share. The quote may not be exact, but it&#8217;s close. &#8220;I just bought a rental car. That&#8217;s like marrying a hooker. Everyone&#8217;s been in it and you have to ignore the cigarette burns&#8221; Oh baby \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":56228,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51062"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51062\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}