{"id":51770,"date":"2014-08-19T14:42:45","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T18:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mdrnsamurai.io\/?p=51770"},"modified":"2024-03-31T04:07:58","modified_gmt":"2024-03-31T09:07:58","slug":"when-life-gives-you-lemons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/2014\/08\/19\/when-life-gives-you-lemons\/","title":{"rendered":"When life gives you lemons…"},"content":{"rendered":"

When life gives you lemons and expects you to meekly make lemonade, follow these steps…<\/p>\n

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  1. Drink refreshing water from pitcher<\/li>\n
  2. Smash life upside the head with pitcher<\/li>\n
  3. Rub lemon juice in life’s eyes<\/li>\n
  4. Profit!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Enjoy!<\/p>\n

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    When life gives you lemons and expects you to meekly make lemonade, follow these steps… Drink refreshing water from pitcher Smash life upside the head with pitcher Rub lemon juice in life’s eyes Profit! Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":56249,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51770"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56298,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51770\/revisions\/56298"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/legacyiamsenseiken.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}